It's a start..

I am at the 14th Floor of a Downtown LA Building.
I feel earthquakes every 10 minutes depending on how busy the shipping company upstairs is.
And regularly, if I am not doing anything, just sitting in my chair, I could feel earthquakes every 15 minutes because the foundation of the building with those roller balls that will help the building to acquire any damage when a real earthquake happens, is near a rail way station.
It's not funny... I already hate earthquakes before all this.

Note: Remember to learn how to do squirrel gliding and bring squirrel suite in office.
Might as well jump from here and survive.